December 2011
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#MetalRufflezAwards2011
Prêmio Migrante: @knorrium Prêmio Hipster: @rafalemos Prêmio Sumido: @diegomclima Prêmio Tod Dog: @dipnlik Prêmio #Apapu: @macari Prêmio Luis Fernando Veríssimo: @soulomaeda Prêmio Avatar Eterno: @emarx Prêmio Fiscal do Metrô: @r0cc0 Prêmio Psico: Avatar do @srninja Prêmio #corrainibeijadoritos: @caiocorraini Prêmio Carioca Gente Boa: @rafaeldfmelo Prêmio Piti: @utops + G+ Prêmio...
Dec 1st
November 2011
3 posts
Frente a Frente com Moasyc
Novamente by Bruno Maeda - A gente tá aqui com o Moacyr, idealista do Jogo Justo. Tudo bem, Moacyr? - HERP. - Ótimo. Então, como anda o projeto até agora? - Tá indo muito bem. São até três reuniões por dia. - E o que fazem nessas reuniões? - Ah, a gente reune o pessoal pra conversar. - Certo. Mas qual o propósito dessas reunições, Moacyr? - É pedir apoio pro Jogo Justo. - E como isso é...
Nov 10th
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Nov 7th
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Desocupação da Reitoria
por Bruno Maeda Estudantes da USP abandonam reitoria. Força policial não foi suficiente; foi necessário chamar os pais dos alunos. Imagina uma mãe de um dos revolucionários chegar lá metendo a mão na cara dele? - AFONSO SILVA MARQUETTI DE SOUZA! - Caralho! Minha mãe! E ela falou meu nome IN.TEI.RO! Para, mãe… Toco meus amicows… - DESCE JÁ DESSA REITORIA! - Mãe… -...
Nov 7th
September 2011
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Sep 1st
5 tags
Sep 1st
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July 2011
10 posts
Jul 27th
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É por isso que você obriga sua mãe a usar óculos...
Vera: fala ae zeca, afinal chegou suas encomendas, uma do magazine talismã de minas gerais e outra looney labs
Caio: Ah olha só, legal
Caio: hahaha magazine talismã nome bizarro
Caio: nem sabia que essa ia chegar hoje
Vera: para ae é magazine taberna
Caio: melhorou
Vera: taberna do dragão
Caio: o site é "Taberna do Dragão"
Caio: hahahah
Vera: foi um equivoco leve
Jul 18th
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Jul 11th
In a D&D Game
Psycho Dave: "The kid is at the bar nursing a Shirley Temple."
Ab3: "I don't think that a medieval tavern would serve Shirley Temples."
Psycho Dave: "Fine. He is drinking an Ye Ole Shirley Temple."
Jul 7th
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Jul 4th
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June 2011
11 posts
Jun 27th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 13th
Damn you Something Awful
RandomFerret: A single sperm cell contains 35.7MB of dna data. A single ejaculation represents 1.6 petabytes in about 2 seconds, which is a very respectable transfer rate.
Hazzamon: But only one sperm out of hundreds of millions makes it into the egg - that's a truely abysmal rate of packet loss!
KozmoNaut: And those 1.6 petabytes are only a momentary burst rate, there's a significant delay between transmissions.
haveblue: Not to mention the nine-month lag before the server responds.
zyang31: Or the huge amount of resources and effort required to gain access to said server.
Vidaeus: It's not that bad. I agree that it takes a lot of resources to own your own server, not to mention the regular maintenance and bandwidth costs. But you don't necessarily need to own a server to upload to it. There are plenty of servers you can hire for a modest fee.
Jun 10th
Damn you Something Awful
RandomFerret: A single sperm cell contains 35.7MB of dna data. A single ejaculation represents 1.6 petabytes in about 2 seconds, which is a very respectable transfer rate.
Hazzamon: But only one sperm out of hundreds of millions makes it into the egg - that's a truely abysmal rate of packet loss!
KozmoNaut: And those 1.6 petabytes are only a momentary burst rate, there's a significant delay between transmissions.
haveblue: Not to mention the nine-month lag before the server responds.
zyang31: Or the huge amount of resources and effort required to gain access to said server.
Vidaeus: It's not that bad. I agree that it takes a lot of resources to own your own server, not to mention the regular maintenance and bandwidth costs. But you don't necessarily need to own a server to upload to it. There are plenty of servers you can hire for a modest fee.
Jun 9th
Melhor Site do Mês (veja a intro inteira) →
Jun 9th
Damn you Something Awful
RandomFerret: A single sperm cell contains 35.7MB of dna data. A single ejaculation represents 1.6 petabytes in about 2 seconds, which is a very respectable transfer rate.
Hazzamon: But only one sperm out of hundreds of millions makes it into the egg - that's a truely abysmal rate of packet loss!
KozmoNaut: And those 1.6 petabytes are only a momentary burst rate, there's a significant delay between transmissions.
haveblue: Not to mention the nine-month lag before the server responds.
zyang31: Or the huge amount of resources and effort required to gain access to said server.
Vidaeus: It's not that bad. I agree that it takes a lot of resources to own your own server, not to mention the regular maintenance and bandwidth costs. But you don't necessarily need to own a server to upload to it. There are plenty of servers you can hire for a modest fee.
Jun 9th
“She’s always had this butt fetish though, her’s and mine I guess. We...”
– Nayato (Something Awful Forums)
Jun 8th
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May 2011
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 19th
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First Impressions LA Noire
Tweets vomitados entre 00:00 e 01:00 de 19 de Maio de 2011 Antes de jogar Depois de uma noite óssom, com broders muito óssom, chego em casa e tem jogo óssom me esperando: http://twitpic.com/4zhy93 Also, LA Noire veio na caixinha vagabunda da Video Lar mermo, já troquei por caixinha decente E mano Rockstar SABE fazer manual Tem “exclusive content”, um codigo pra redeemar uma missão exclusiva...
May 19th
April 2011
4 posts
“I strongly believe that if you have ever played a western RPG for longer than 10...”
– Tom Bramwell
Apr 18th
Apr 7th
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Apr 4th
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Inception April's Fools
Prólogo: Ontem (31/03), comprei uma TV no Submarino. Até as 23:00 o status do pedido ainda era: “Pedido Realizado com Sucesso”, ou seja, não tinham nem aprovado o pagamento ainda. Estava aqui lépido e faceiro shareando posts no Google Reader como sharewhore que sou, quando chega um SMS do meu Personal Muambator, aka, Minha Mãe: Eis que solto um YESSSS que faz com que meus...
Apr 1st
March 2011
8 posts
Intervalo de segundos entre as mensagens
Dip: MIMDÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁ http://dlgames.square-enix.com/moondiver/
Caio Rufflez Correa: WOW
Caio Rufflez Correa: Square does Contra
Dip: ninja gaiden eu diria
Caio Rufflez Correa: é que tem um jeitinho do Hard cops novo
Dip: aquele contra de ps2 que esqueci o nome e que é óssom?
Caio Rufflez Correa: Odin's Sphere?
Caio Rufflez Correa: Ah
Caio Rufflez Correa: o Contra
Caio Rufflez Correa: Shattered
Dip: shattered
Caio Rufflez Correa: HAHAHAHAH
Dip: soldier
Caio Rufflez Correa: Shattered Soldier acho
Caio Rufflez Correa: PORRA DIP SAI DA MINHA CABEÇA
Dip: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA pqp os dois esqueceram do soldier
Dip: que merda
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Mar 10th
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Mar 9th
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February 2011
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Feb 27th
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